Summary:Want to get laid off, but don’t know how?  Follow these tips and the boss will take out the pink slips in no time! Keywords:unemployement, unemployed, rubber, stamp, stamps, layoff, lay-off, laid, off, promotion Article Body:You've schemed, you've scammed, you've plotted, but the elusive layoff has evaded you for the last time.  Your desire to go to that  spacious...